Category Archives: Retro blog posts

What happened in intensive care

First published on Babyrambles blog, 14th December 2011 I’m wearing an oxygen mask and struggling to breath. My lungs feel like broken rocks in my chest. My heart is pounding like the hooves of a galloping horse. People surround me, … Continue reading

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What happened when Jane Austen went to soft play

Yester morn, four hours after sunrise, we journeyed our way to a soft play centre. The inclement weather having decreed that we should pursue our day’s entertainment within doors. Upon arrival, lo! Such a din! I vouched I could behold … Continue reading

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Why it’s scientifically impossible for my house to be tidy

First published on Babyrambles blog 16th September 2011 I once read that you can never have all the planes in the world on the ground at the same time because there isn’t enough space in airports for them all. This … Continue reading

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Life before children and now

First published on Babyrambles blog, 5th August 2009 I used to be economically active. I miss my financial independence. One day, when I stop having babies I’ll earn some money again. It sounds like I don’t need to work, I … Continue reading

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